Back to Basics: 06/01/2005

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Carta XFresh 27/06/2005.

Kami telah menjejak tangga pertama. Terima kasih
kepada peminat-peminat semua kerana 'exercise'kan
jari jemari anda dengan undian anda.

Hehehee....

Love y'all....

Phatnatrix.. Damai Satu

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Hi semua...
Listening to all my old MP3s ...apparently i kinda like this song by Tanya Stephens called It's a Pity... A favourtie among Mats and Minahs yang berkunjung ke Hard Rock Cafe, Tunnel etc on the respective Reggae Nights... well anyways it is a nice song

to download the Video of 'It's a Pity' by Tanya Stepens, CLICK HERE
Just right click on the link above and press 'save as' to save the file to your PC.

Monday, June 20, 2005

The Jewish Samurai

Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth. A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces! The emperor says, "That is very impressive!" Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOSH. WOOOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces! The emperor says, "That is really impressive!" Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Jewish samurai thinks, "If it works for the other two..." So the Jewish samurai walks in, opens a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still buzzing around. The emperor says in disappointment, "Why is the fly not dead?" And the Jewish samurai replies, "If you look closely, you'll see that the fly has been circumcised."

Blonde in an internet Cafe

A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America. She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: "Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?" The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya" And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum" The guy says: "In that case follow me" So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says: "Well go on then you said you'd do anything!" So she picks up his dick, holds it to her mouth and says: "Hello.........mum are you there?"

Little Johnny

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

The Gay Parrot

A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" "I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me." "I understand every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent and thoroughly educated bird." "Yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked, I will tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer; can't you?" "Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. And I am especially good at ornithology. You should buy me; I am a great companion." The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. He says. "I can't afford that." "Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "Nobody wants me because I don't have any feet. You can get me for $20.00; just make an offer." The guy offers twenty dollars and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational. He's funny; he's interesting; he's a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, and gives good advice. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about your lover and the mailman." "What?" asks the guy. "Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your lover greeted him in a pair of briefs that showed everything and kissed him on the mouth." "What happened then?" asks the guy. "Then the mailman came into the house and put his hand on your lovers crotch and began petting him all over," reports the parrot. "My God!" the guy says. "Then what?" "Then he pulled down the briefs, got down on his knees and began to lick him, starting with his chest, slowly going down and down." The parrot pauses for a long time... "What happened? What happened?" says the frantic guy. "That's what pisses me off. I don't know." said the parrott. "I got a hard-on, and fell off my fucking perch."

CONDOM SLOGANS

1. Cover your stump before you hump

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis

14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker

17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

18. The right selection will protect your erection

19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

20. A crank with armor will never harm her

21. No glove, no love!

Aight peepz... these past few days, a lot of drama lingering in the air some peepz actually memfitnahkan brader Sakthy... Aku tengah tengok-tengok lyrics lagu-lagu favret aku. Among them lyrics from Too Phat, Tupac, Eminem, Jedi Mind Tricks, 404 Soldiers, Rage against the machines, etc. Then I came across Poetic Ammo punya Hit em Up too punya lyrics..... This verse by Pointblank really has some sort of relevence to the whole hibby-jibby. Just a few words...Haters, do what you want! Coz we aint stoppin now!! If you wanna stop us. You cant try but just watch what's comin. Aight! Kita ni Islam. We believe in retribution. There's this saying that Alicia Keys used in 'Karma'. What goes around Comes Around. So watch it aite!!

PointBLank's Verse in "We Hit em up Too"

Read all about it,

read all about it uh
Musclemutt just got droppedWhat?
Headline's Cryin' Shame, now

everybody knows you lame
Your mind and soul's corrupted

cos you punks want fame
I see your hearts filled

with jealousy
Your hoochie has

drippin' envy
so you drop that

backstabbin' treachery
Comin' up sayin'

that you mad skills
But all I see is

cheap ego thrills
whack rhymes with

no frills

POETIC AMMO

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Assalamualaikum semua. Semalam, untuk kali kedua.......kami telah mencapai tangga teratas di JomDengar di Xfresh.FM.

DUA HARI BERTURUT-TURUT.....Alhamdulillah...syukur!!!!!

Terima kasih kerana sokongan padu anda di seluruh Malaysia.....Amat dihargai!!!!

::Damai 1::

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

LAGU GEREK MENCAPAI NO.1 DI CARTA JOM DENGAR XFRESH.FM!!

Di bawah adalah petikan daripada website producer kami Funktionz:

"Ok...just a short quick update. The song which I produced for Phatnatrix, a new malay rap group which I am working closely with now has made its radio debut today...STRAIGHT TO THE TOP AT NO.1!Really want to thank GodAlmighty, Phirizy, Suarakthy for the awesome raps and DJ J'Stylz for a mind boggling turntable wizardry and my partner Hashish for all the support. We've done it!!!! Gerek has topped the charts!" - www.funktionz.the-bazement.com

Alhamdullilah! Kini permulaan perjuangan Phatnatrix telah dikurniakan dengan anugerah kecil dari DIA. Terima kasih kepada Yang Maha Esa, kepada keluarga kami, kepada teman-teman kami dan kepada sesiapa yang telah memberi kami kepercayaan.

Yang tak pecaya ni, kita telah mengatasi Misha Omar ni....!!!!! Tak percaya siak!!!!!!!

Ok lah sekali lagi alhamdulillah syukur!

Kepada FUnktionz:- Thanks bro! You're the bomb. Thanks man for guiding Phatnatrix to the next level. WORD IS BOND!!!

Kepada Big Ben JBC and Agniputra:- Thanks for giving us the platform in Malaysia! We got your back man

Kepada Hashish & Hyperkinetix:- You guys are the bomb man! We Fam aite!!

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Hmm...Suara Sakthy's Perjuangan and my Keramat LP got reviewed by Anakmelayu.com...

Click on the link below to read about the review.

http://www.anakmelayu.com/dol_criter/funky.php

We would like to thank Anakmelayu.com for giving us the support.

Terima Kasih daun keladi wei....

Kalu tak pasal depa kita ni poyo jer lah kan.....

Damai Satu!